Mixed Signals

Ah...nothing says 'come and get me' like a dress that opens up to your navel, held together by nothing more than an excuse of a bow and nothing says 'back off sucka' like a denim flap with bolts covering your business. Heather, I don't know if your stylist told you but that dress is DENIM. I said it's DENIM. Okay, I'll say it slower...DDDDEEEENNNNIIIMMM. Your hair looks cute but, you should have saved that dress for the annual convention of the Association of Blind People. Whoreiffic.