Nicole and Keith Urban: It's Official! Just Jared is reporting that Nicole admitted the Keith was more than her boyfriend at a gala for UNIFEM (does anyone have any idea what this is?)
While I am happy for the couple, I really, really wish Nicole would get on a plane and fly to Alabama so I could fatten her up. She's cute and all but she looks like a bobble head in the picture. Why don't women understand that men need a little 'cushion for the pushin'. Is that too crude? To go a little further, homegirl needs some 'junk in her trunk'. I'm talking empty-fast-food-container-twelve-empty-coke-cans-twinkie-wrappers junk in her trunk. I bet her butt is the size of a walnut.
posted by Maddie at 5:53 PM
4 Comments:
She could definitely use it.
I think her clothes has made her look thinner that she usually is.
But I like her, ever since Tom Cruise dumped her.
:D
Maybe we could all send her a box of Little Debbie's before the wedding.
Gawd that look is awful!
the size of a walnut, you say... lol...
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