Warm And Fuzzy

Tyra Banks brought her pet ferret with her to an event for CW Television last night and she allowed it to sleep on her top lip the entire night. Sister looks like El DeBarge. Locks Of Love could really use her and she should call them. Quickly. There are about five kids running around right now that she could help.

Side note to Tyra: Sweetie...do you honestly think that when men are sneaking and looking at their wife's Victoria Secret catalog's while they are on the john, they want to close their eyes and picture you looking like Ron Jeremy? I'm just sayin.