Wonder Bread...I Mean Wonder Woman

For the record, I despise lies, but for the love of all that is holy, someone please look me in the eyes, bald face lie if you have to, and tell me this is not true...

According to The Sun, Britney would love to be in a movie with George Clooney and she would go nude in it if she had to.

"I'd like to do something with George Clooney. He's really cute but don't tell my husband. Yes I would go nude. And I would love to play a super hero. That would be really cool."

Britney, two kids, stretch marks, extra poundage, and a loser husband with off spring all over the United States does not a super hero make. Besides, I think super hero's have to like...bathe and wear shoes and stuff. I don't think they like Cheeto's either.