Mission Possible Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum da dum dum dum dum....
Tom Cruise: Your mission is to take stunning good looks, charm, poise, a phenomenal film career and pair that with your uncanny ability to spout ignorance about everything you know regarding Scientology, psychology and Buffoonolgy and make a $130 million dollar film with a projected $75 million opening weekend only gross $47 million dollars...ten million dollars below worse case scenario figures.
If you choose to accept this mission you will be forced to alienate (ha ha...pun intended) yourself from the entire population in order to preserve mankind.
Da da da da da dum dum dum...
Your career will self destruct in thirty seconds....
posted by Maddie at 12:43 PM
5 Comments:
OH I SO wanted to know this info! I was curious as to how it would do.... yahahhahahaha!!!! Poor, poor Tom! May he rest in peace! Dumb ass! At least he will have the church to fall back on! "How to ruin a hot career in only 360 days" that can be his new book! LOL Never liked him anyway, glad to see the world is catching up!
Uhm, so I take it MI3 flopped???
:D :D :D
It wasn't for lack of trying as Tom was jumping on planes, boats, helicopters, motorcycles and anything else he could find for the New York premiere.
He might have gone crazy, but you can't fault the man for the lengths he went to promote the film while Katie was presumably locked up at one of his gated compounds.
LOL
Who likes this guy these days????
I'm glad it flopped.
Hopefully now he'll "get it" that he's not boxoffice gold anymore and if we're REALLY lucky maybe he'll go away for good.
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