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Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Repeat Offender

Jennifer Lopez is obviously trying to expand her fan base by including the geriatric crowd by proudly displaying not only her Latino roots but her gray one's. This is the second time she has been photographed with her gray. The general consensus is that she and her corpseband, Marc Anthony, are expecting a child and thus she is not coloring her hair for fear of harming the baby. Her rep denies it, saying she 'simply hasn't had time'. But let's be honest...how much more can you harm your baby than by allowing Marc Anthony to contribute DNA to it? Seriously.

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Jen said...: you make time to cover grey when it is that obvious.

i don't buy the thought that she is not coloring due to a pending baby anthony.; 4:23 PM
sharonje927 said...: LOOOL!!!!! Because of a baby with Anthony. Of all her husbands and boyfriends, why would she want a baby with a corpse??????!!!!?!?!??!

After all, I think well be hearing about their divorce soon *keeping fingers crossed*

LOOOOOLLLLLLL!!!!!; 5:25 PM
Anonymous said...: Oh crap. *looking at own silvery roots* Good thing I'm not famous. *wiping forehead* Whew, that was close! :)

SL; 7:16 PM

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