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I Had A Vision Of Ass
posted by Maddie at 7:04 PM
I know what you're thinking: I'm from Alabama and I have no business whatsoever pointing out the flaws of Hollywood Celebrities. But I'm very talented at running my mouth due to my years of working in Radio. I follow the daily lives of celebrities because it's a few hours a day that I am not trying to run my own advertising agency or be a mother to two little boys who demand juice every five mintues on rotating shifts. I have a wonderful bonus son who is determined to drive us all crazy and his mother (my husband's ex wife and dear friend of mine) into an early grave. My husband is a police officer and HORRIFIC pool boy. My mother's vocabulary includes words such as 'attack-ted' and 'muncho'. So who am I to tell celebrities that they should never have visible camel toe?
8 Comments:
Damn those shorts look like they pinch.
I think she's uncomfortable wearing clothes. That is why she wears as little as possible.
:D
Hear the title of her new song? "I'll be your skank, I'll be your fuck buddy! I'm a whore!" Can't stand MC! She has a lovely voice, or rather I use to think she did but she is such a bitch it takes away from my enjoyment, no one is allowed to think THAT much of themselves in my book! Whatever happened to her breakdown btw? She just got over it or what! LOL
Don't get me started on her. I met her right after 9/11 when I was volunteering assisting victim's families that this narcissistic ego-maniac was walking around expecting people to fawn all over her. She came into the tent I was in while I was speaking to one of the familes, and actually interrupted. I asked her to excuse us until I was finished providing them with information. Talk about RUDE! But she actually stuck around and listened!
Haven't been able to stand her ever since.
hahahaha! can't stand her....she is a robot, didn't ya'll know?!
And no more spandex!
lol. i love reading your words. you are better than US Weekly or InTouch or Life&Style.. heck, even better than Star or People.
you make me laugh out loud while nodding my head agreeing with you.
please note: this comment does not apply specifically to this entry but to your entire blog.
btw, with regard to ms. mariah... those shorts do nothing for her. in fact from this camera angle, her rear looks quite flat.
also, i concur on the whole butterfly thing.
Well thank you Jen...what a wonderful compliment! You've made my day...:)
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