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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Stripes Are Never Good

Cyndi Lauper belting it out at a Gay Pride ceremony dressed as lady liberty. Makes me wonder why Cyndi is such a gay icon because I would be mad if she did that to my flag. I was going to suggest she looked like she was starring in Rainbow Brite: The Twilight Years but I was afraid that might sound trite.

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sharonje927 said...: In fairness, i love the colors though. :D But I would never wear them unless they're pinstripe. :D

I bet it was a gay who designed her dress too. GAY=HAPPY=BRIGHT COLORS!

:D; 1:31 AM
T-girl said...: ROTFLMAO!

LW- Only you would say "only if it were pin stripe!" LMAO; 2:05 AM
Sharie said...: OOhh....I love the colors!!!

You all know how I love rainbows!!!

:D; 11:22 AM
T-girl said...: I forgot to add- that gasp you heard- that was gay mean everywhere going "OMG! That is autrocious!" Maybe Lance Bass was her designer- I am sure he makes gay men the world over go "shit! Now we have to claim HIM! NOW look what he did- he turned Cyndi into a lolly!"; 11:57 AM
Jen said...: lol...

rainbow brite.

lol...; 4:20 PM

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