On The Corner Where She Deserves To Be

Jessica Simpson and her dad Joe are trying desperately to tap in to her inner whore, but Tina, Jessica's mom said nope. Not gonna happen. Jessica was posing for a photo shoot which was to feature her in her underwear sitting on a bed, whilst a gentleman was behind her buttoning his trousers. Once Ms. Simpson saw the direction the shoot was going, she called a halt to it, yelling "Time out! Hold it! Nope, this isn't going to work!" She demanded the model keep his pants on.

Guess who disagreed? Joe. But Tina was insistent and ignored her husband insisting "Trust me. I'm her mother. This isn't the image we want."

Tina honey...I applaud your effort but it's a little to late. Have you seen your daughter giving head to the ice cream cone in her video for "Public Affair"? Did you not wonder why your daughter had a man's white button down shirt when you were doing her laundry? Did you not find it the least bit suspicious when that same shirt was shown on your daughter's back as she left Adam Levine's hotel room after being on her back all night?

I know there is a small measure of truth to the wise adage 'Ignorance is bliss' but you, my friend, are riding shotgun on the short bus.