Baby Suri Exists!
posted by Maddie at 3:45 PM
Thursday, July 20, 2006
Baby Suri Exists!About Me
- Name: Maddie
- Location: Alabama
I know what you're thinking: I'm from Alabama and I have no business whatsoever pointing out the flaws of Hollywood Celebrities. But I'm very talented at running my mouth due to my years of working in Radio. I follow the daily lives of celebrities because it's a few hours a day that I am not trying to run my own advertising agency or be a mother to two little boys who demand juice every five mintues on rotating shifts. I have a wonderful bonus son who is determined to drive us all crazy and his mother (my husband's ex wife and dear friend of mine) into an early grave. My husband is a police officer and HORRIFIC pool boy. My mother's vocabulary includes words such as 'attack-ted' and 'muncho'. So who am I to tell celebrities that they should never have visible camel toe?
Terms and Definitions
Trailer Park Tammy • ( 'trA-ler park tam âe)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears as if she resides in a heavily populated trailer park.
Ex: Britney Spears
Redneck Rita • (red-ânek rit a)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, whose actions and opinions are similar to those of the rural South.
Ex: Tara Reid
Mattress-Back Road-Whore
(ma-tres bak rOd hOr)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears to have had many multiple partners and has a weathered appearance.
Ex. Paris Hilton
Fug • (fUg)
adj.: Frightingly ugly.
Ex. Bjork
Whoreible • (hOr a ble)
adj.: Marked by or conducive to horrible. Can also be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. Sharon Stone
Whoretrocious • (hOrtrO-shes)
adj.: Utterly revolting
Ex. Kevin Federline
Gone • (go-n)
adj.: So far removed from reality it is unlikely to come back. Can be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. "That outfit is so gone."
Skank • (ske[a]k)
adj.: An individual whose actions are similar to those of a Trailer Park Tammy or Mattress Back Roadwhore.
Ex. Jessica Simpson
Puddin • (pu-din)
adj.: An individual who may not reside in a trailer park but probably should.
Ex. Lindsey Lohan
Critter • (kri-ter)
adj.: A being of anomalous or uncertain aspect or nature.
Ex. Whitney Houston
Fantabulous • (fan'tab ye-les) adj.: The combined usage of âfabulousâ and âfantasticâ.
Ex. Jessica Alba
Whore • (hOr)
adj.: Jessica Simpson
Ex. Angelina Jolie
Trailer Park Tammy • ( 'trA-ler park tam âe)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears as if she resides in a heavily populated trailer park.
Ex: Britney Spears
Redneck Rita • (red-ânek rit a)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, whose actions and opinions are similar to those of the rural South.
Ex: Tara Reid
Mattress-Back Road-Whore
(ma-tres bak rOd hOr)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears to have had many multiple partners and has a weathered appearance.
Ex. Paris Hilton
Fug • (fUg)
adj.: Frightingly ugly.
Ex. Bjork
Whoreible • (hOr a ble)
adj.: Marked by or conducive to horrible. Can also be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. Sharon Stone
Whoretrocious • (hOrtrO-shes)
adj.: Utterly revolting
Ex. Kevin Federline
Gone • (go-n)
adj.: So far removed from reality it is unlikely to come back. Can be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. "That outfit is so gone."
Skank • (ske[a]k)
adj.: An individual whose actions are similar to those of a Trailer Park Tammy or Mattress Back Roadwhore.
Ex. Jessica Simpson
Puddin • (pu-din)
adj.: An individual who may not reside in a trailer park but probably should.
Ex. Lindsey Lohan
Critter • (kri-ter)
adj.: A being of anomalous or uncertain aspect or nature.
Ex. Whitney Houston
Fantabulous • (fan'tab ye-les) adj.: The combined usage of âfabulousâ and âfantasticâ.
Ex. Jessica Alba
Whore • (hOr)
adj.: Jessica Simpson
Ex. Angelina Jolie
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10 Comments:
ROTFLMAO! Well at least SOMEONE has seen her! I liked the guy yesterday from Tullyride who said, "she was strange looking!" LMAO
I think this was a "we f-ed up, we want peace now, and it back fired so we will take more money now" thing! There was a peice on MSNBC last night about how TC is about to lose a BUNCH of money because he is NOT the studios cash cow anymore. Evidently in their reconfigeration Paramount is going to fire his production company for all the flops basically, too bad the way his contract reads he can not go to another studio either! LMAO
I also saw a vid of him and "Kate" at some premier and it was SO puthetic, every once in a while she would step back into shot and kiss him then step back and just stand their like a lump! I felt SO bad for her! Very sad, he of course continued to talk to the crowd like the jackass he is!
I really can't get over how weird this whole thing is. I'm truly baffled. I think every publicist in the world is cringing while watching this all unfold.
And I agree with T-Gir,l Katie Holmes looks like some brainwashed robot, it's totally creepy to see her wandering the streets and shopping malls like she's looking for the mothership to beam her back up to space. Her poor parents.
Oh, a few days ago, I was listening to the FM station here (it was on in my service, so there's nothing really I can't do but listen) and in between songs, the deejay was giving out info about Hollywood news.
That day, she said that Tom and Katie's wedding is drawing near, late July or in August. BUT Katie's parents are going to boycott it because they don't like Tom and they don't like what Katie's doing.
ANNNNDDDDDD the deejay said Tom was heard to say "She better do it my way or she's out of my life" - She meaning Katie.
I can't believe it! The deejay had a violent reaction saying how it seems that he's controlling her life. The deejay even said that you should love someone for what/who she is, not What you want her to become.
And I agree with the deejay 101%
I was waiting for that news in here Maddie.
Well...LW..I kinda don't have to post it now cause you just did...lol
LOL! Poor Katie! To be with the man you have dreamed of being married and just be treated this way?!?!
NO, THANKS! I'd rather be alone than being with a man like that! A
And why do they have to keep their baby? *roll eyes*
Maddie, leave it to you to find the *only* picture out there of Baby Suri. And doesn't she look like the spitting image of her father!
Personally, I can't wait to see what happens when Katie wakes up out of this "fog" she's in and realizes how totally f*cked up her life has become. Now *that* will be interesting.
I have images of her b*tchslapping the sh*t out of Tom Cruise. And let's face it. . . she can soooooooooo take him! *g*
Is Leah Remini in that Sci-ology camp too??
Tom: Hey Leah, you've seen babies before right? Can you go tothe press and say vague stuff about "suri"?
Leah: Sure Tom anything for you Master.
Tom: Do My Bidding!
lol... no mention of hair color or eye color.. or that she looks just like mom or dad. nada.
the only thing that seems to be fact is that it is a SHE.
~shakes head~ very strange.
I can't get enough of this strange soap opera!
Yeah Pamer...there are a bunch of celebrities in it that I had no idea about. If you go to scientlogoykills.org...they have a list of them. Very surprising...
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