NoNo.
posted by Maddie at 4:59 PM
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
NoNo.
About Me
- Name: Maddie
- Location: Alabama
I know what you're thinking: I'm from Alabama and I have no business whatsoever pointing out the flaws of Hollywood Celebrities. But I'm very talented at running my mouth due to my years of working in Radio. I follow the daily lives of celebrities because it's a few hours a day that I am not trying to run my own advertising agency or be a mother to two little boys who demand juice every five mintues on rotating shifts. I have a wonderful bonus son who is determined to drive us all crazy and his mother (my husband's ex wife and dear friend of mine) into an early grave. My husband is a police officer and HORRIFIC pool boy. My mother's vocabulary includes words such as 'attack-ted' and 'muncho'. So who am I to tell celebrities that they should never have visible camel toe?
Terms and Definitions
Trailer Park Tammy • ( 'trA-ler park tam âe)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears as if she resides in a heavily populated trailer park.
Ex: Britney Spears
Redneck Rita • (red-ânek rit a)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, whose actions and opinions are similar to those of the rural South.
Ex: Tara Reid
Mattress-Back Road-Whore
(ma-tres bak rOd hOr)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears to have had many multiple partners and has a weathered appearance.
Ex. Paris Hilton
Fug • (fUg)
adj.: Frightingly ugly.
Ex. Bjork
Whoreible • (hOr a ble)
adj.: Marked by or conducive to horrible. Can also be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. Sharon Stone
Whoretrocious • (hOrtrO-shes)
adj.: Utterly revolting
Ex. Kevin Federline
Gone • (go-n)
adj.: So far removed from reality it is unlikely to come back. Can be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. "That outfit is so gone."
Skank • (ske[a]k)
adj.: An individual whose actions are similar to those of a Trailer Park Tammy or Mattress Back Roadwhore.
Ex. Jessica Simpson
Puddin • (pu-din)
adj.: An individual who may not reside in a trailer park but probably should.
Ex. Lindsey Lohan
Critter • (kri-ter)
adj.: A being of anomalous or uncertain aspect or nature.
Ex. Whitney Houston
Fantabulous • (fan'tab ye-les) adj.: The combined usage of âfabulousâ and âfantasticâ.
Ex. Jessica Alba
Whore • (hOr)
adj.: Jessica Simpson
Ex. Angelina Jolie
Trailer Park Tammy • ( 'trA-ler park tam âe)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears as if she resides in a heavily populated trailer park.
Ex: Britney Spears
Redneck Rita • (red-ânek rit a)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, whose actions and opinions are similar to those of the rural South.
Ex: Tara Reid
Mattress-Back Road-Whore
(ma-tres bak rOd hOr)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears to have had many multiple partners and has a weathered appearance.
Ex. Paris Hilton
Fug • (fUg)
adj.: Frightingly ugly.
Ex. Bjork
Whoreible • (hOr a ble)
adj.: Marked by or conducive to horrible. Can also be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. Sharon Stone
Whoretrocious • (hOrtrO-shes)
adj.: Utterly revolting
Ex. Kevin Federline
Gone • (go-n)
adj.: So far removed from reality it is unlikely to come back. Can be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. "That outfit is so gone."
Skank • (ske[a]k)
adj.: An individual whose actions are similar to those of a Trailer Park Tammy or Mattress Back Roadwhore.
Ex. Jessica Simpson
Puddin • (pu-din)
adj.: An individual who may not reside in a trailer park but probably should.
Ex. Lindsey Lohan
Critter • (kri-ter)
adj.: A being of anomalous or uncertain aspect or nature.
Ex. Whitney Houston
Fantabulous • (fan'tab ye-les) adj.: The combined usage of âfabulousâ and âfantasticâ.
Ex. Jessica Alba
Whore • (hOr)
adj.: Jessica Simpson
Ex. Angelina Jolie
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21 Comments:
I have absolutely nothing of value to add to this commentary.
N-O-N-E.
I'm utterly speechless.
No about sums it up.
it's the nips MD...the nips.
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL. LOL LOL LOL. LOL LOL LOL LOL. LOL LOL LOL LOL, LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL. LOL! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL. LOL LOL LOL. LOL LOL LOL, LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL. LOL LOL LOL, LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL.
LOL.
'NUFF SAID!
Hey Maddie love your site, and that crazy doll, too!!!!
I love pencil skirts, she looks so X-tina. What can you expect.
She should wear a bra. I used to think that fake boobs were immune to sagging but Tara Reid has shown us that's not the case.
Stop bragging and showing off the girls Maddie! LOL
Oh that's not you. Sorrrrrry :(
Just kidding...
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ROTFLOL
Is it scary how much that looks like you? If I had tits like that, hell, I'd wave 'em around, too!
The Ex
Girl...you better recognize...I SO don't walk around like that. I wouldn't wear that to a dog fight. :)
Ga-duunk-a-dunks ;)
LOOL!
Honestly, at first glance, I really think it's you Maddie. When Sharie saw this last night she asked me if it was you and I had a good laugh.
I told you in the past, you really look like her.
LOOL!
You really look like her Kimmie that I had to ask Sharon if it is indeed you? LOL!
IS THAT MY BABY SAL???
I miss you Salina!
And...a pox on your house for all of those who think I look like her.
But it's the truth!
And I remember you said it is better to be compared to her than to Tori Spelling!
Now, take your pick! LOL! :p
Hey come on! She's showing off her new hooters!
Remember how proud you were when you first got your fun bags????? LOL
maddie, i concur.
What's wrong with it?
Boobs aren't sex organs, despite guys wanting them to be.
LOL - Shelly!
Maddie you should seriously consider changing your profile picture. LOL
You might get more males to reply around hear. :) *wink*
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