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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Surprise Surprise

Perez Hilton reports that Lance Bass is coming out of hiding and the closet. People Magazine will do the honors and his story will hit news stands this week and rumor has it, he'll even get the cover.

Good for you Lance although I must let you in on a little secret...we already knew.

6 Comments:

T-girl said...: Am I the only one who is not sure why this is news worthy? Last I heard Lanci-poo was on Mars or something with Russian cosmonauts- maybe I am the only one but..."why is this such a big deal?" WTF is he agian? LOL; 11:52 AM
D. Prince said...: I'm happy for him. I would think the closet would not be such a fun place to be.
I just wonder if Perez's constant harrassing had anything to so with the timing.; 5:05 PM
Anonymous said...: When I heard this on the news earlier, I ran outside to the pool and told my prodegy about it. She was shocked, but not because he was gay. . . . but because it took him so long to admit it to the world. This - from a 13-year-old. . . .; 8:21 PM
Jen said...: i thought something was up back when the rag mags were covering the cannes film festival and lance was spotted all over town with shannon elizabeth (?) and nada was implied about a relationship between the 2. unlike any other boy/girl couple that is seen out and about.; 4:21 PM
T-girl said...: OH! Shannon Elizabeth, now THERE is a girl who is like poster child for Fag hag! LMAO; 3:12 AM
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