How To Make Love Like A Porn Star**The title of this post references the title of Jenna's autobiography which was FASCINATING. Highly suggest you read it.
posted by Maddie at 5:07 PM
Monday, August 07, 2006
How To Make Love Like A Porn Star**The title of this post references the title of Jenna's autobiography which was FASCINATING. Highly suggest you read it.
About Me
- Name: Maddie
- Location: Alabama
I know what you're thinking: I'm from Alabama and I have no business whatsoever pointing out the flaws of Hollywood Celebrities. But I'm very talented at running my mouth due to my years of working in Radio. I follow the daily lives of celebrities because it's a few hours a day that I am not trying to run my own advertising agency or be a mother to two little boys who demand juice every five mintues on rotating shifts. I have a wonderful bonus son who is determined to drive us all crazy and his mother (my husband's ex wife and dear friend of mine) into an early grave. My husband is a police officer and HORRIFIC pool boy. My mother's vocabulary includes words such as 'attack-ted' and 'muncho'. So who am I to tell celebrities that they should never have visible camel toe?
Terms and Definitions
Trailer Park Tammy • ( 'trA-ler park tam âe)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears as if she resides in a heavily populated trailer park.
Ex: Britney Spears
Redneck Rita • (red-ânek rit a)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, whose actions and opinions are similar to those of the rural South.
Ex: Tara Reid
Mattress-Back Road-Whore
(ma-tres bak rOd hOr)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears to have had many multiple partners and has a weathered appearance.
Ex. Paris Hilton
Fug • (fUg)
adj.: Frightingly ugly.
Ex. Bjork
Whoreible • (hOr a ble)
adj.: Marked by or conducive to horrible. Can also be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. Sharon Stone
Whoretrocious • (hOrtrO-shes)
adj.: Utterly revolting
Ex. Kevin Federline
Gone • (go-n)
adj.: So far removed from reality it is unlikely to come back. Can be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. "That outfit is so gone."
Skank • (ske[a]k)
adj.: An individual whose actions are similar to those of a Trailer Park Tammy or Mattress Back Roadwhore.
Ex. Jessica Simpson
Puddin • (pu-din)
adj.: An individual who may not reside in a trailer park but probably should.
Ex. Lindsey Lohan
Critter • (kri-ter)
adj.: A being of anomalous or uncertain aspect or nature.
Ex. Whitney Houston
Fantabulous • (fan'tab ye-les) adj.: The combined usage of âfabulousâ and âfantasticâ.
Ex. Jessica Alba
Whore • (hOr)
adj.: Jessica Simpson
Ex. Angelina Jolie
Trailer Park Tammy • ( 'trA-ler park tam âe)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears as if she resides in a heavily populated trailer park.
Ex: Britney Spears
Redneck Rita • (red-ânek rit a)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, whose actions and opinions are similar to those of the rural South.
Ex: Tara Reid
Mattress-Back Road-Whore
(ma-tres bak rOd hOr)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears to have had many multiple partners and has a weathered appearance.
Ex. Paris Hilton
Fug • (fUg)
adj.: Frightingly ugly.
Ex. Bjork
Whoreible • (hOr a ble)
adj.: Marked by or conducive to horrible. Can also be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. Sharon Stone
Whoretrocious • (hOrtrO-shes)
adj.: Utterly revolting
Ex. Kevin Federline
Gone • (go-n)
adj.: So far removed from reality it is unlikely to come back. Can be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. "That outfit is so gone."
Skank • (ske[a]k)
adj.: An individual whose actions are similar to those of a Trailer Park Tammy or Mattress Back Roadwhore.
Ex. Jessica Simpson
Puddin • (pu-din)
adj.: An individual who may not reside in a trailer park but probably should.
Ex. Lindsey Lohan
Critter • (kri-ter)
adj.: A being of anomalous or uncertain aspect or nature.
Ex. Whitney Houston
Fantabulous • (fan'tab ye-les) adj.: The combined usage of âfabulousâ and âfantasticâ.
Ex. Jessica Alba
Whore • (hOr)
adj.: Jessica Simpson
Ex. Angelina Jolie
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8 Comments:
EWWW not sure I want to touch that wax, expecially in Vegas you have NO idea what you will put your hand on with all those drunk bastards around! ick!
Okay, I have a question about her. Isn't she married? I saw her True Hollywood Story on E! and she was married to a producer of her films. Now I was wondering how man could marry a woman who gets paid to have sex with men for others entertainment. Very strange.
Okay, I have a question about her. Isn't she married? I saw her True Hollywood Story on E! and she was married to a producer of her films. Now I was wondering how man could marry a woman who gets paid to have sex with men for others entertainment. Very strange.
I have no idea how to delete. Sorry about that!
She was married Casee but they are getting a divorce. I know she has been trying to get pregnant for YEARS with no success so I 'm sure that put a strain on their marriage (never mind the fact that she's slept with HUNDREDS of men). If you read her biography (it's really good) she stopped doing porn movies with men and did only women after she married her hubby. Perhaps that will change.
Jameson's boobs looked crooked in the Thinking XXX movie. Maybe she needs to go in for a realignment.
I have absolutely nothing of value to add to this discussion. None. Zip. Nada.
However, I will say that I find it truly ironic that she thinks that doing porn movies with women means she was faithful to her husband? I don't know. . . . I'm having a hard time with that one.
As for not being able to get pregnant. . . NOT TOUCHING THAT ONE! But the fact that she had more traffic than the Midtown Tunnel going through her hoo-ha may have had something to do with it??????? Ya think???
the hair and face on the wax figure look uncannily realistic especially compared to the wax brad.
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