Wednesday, August 02, 2006


All Shook Up

Barney, a guard dog at a children's museum, went crazy and destroyed a rare collection of teddy bears, including one owned by Elvis Presley. Barney ripped off the head of Presley bear, leaving stuffing and bear limbs everywhere. The bear's name was Mabel and valued at $900,000. The bear was on loan from a private estate and the owner is said to be "not very pleased."

If Barney were my dog, he would have a quick trip to the vet. Afterwards we would refer to him as a she and call her Barnella.

6 Comments:

Blogger Prunella Jones said...

I love you
you love me
Barnella now has to squat to pee!

8:33 PM  
Blogger T-girl said...

LMAO! What dumb-ass leaves a dog alone with stuffed animals! Seriously, my dogs will eat a stuffed animal faster then you can say "opps!" I like Barnella though, I hope they don't hurt that dog it is not his fault they are stupid!

9:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THE POINT IS THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER-EVER LET A DOG GUARD OF STUFFED ANIMALS. THIS WAS A JOB FOR A JOE FRIDAY SECURITY GUARD.

9:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh come on! Cut a dog some slack!

What was the poor thing supposed to do to pass the time! Remember - mind association to dogs. . . .
Stuffed animals = chew toys!

Can't blame the animal - blame the dumbass that put him there!

I'm just sayin'. . .

11:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was he guarding the children from the bears?

That said, a $900,000 bear? Excuse me while I go vomit.

8:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go figure!

I can't access the board, I can't access e-mail but I can access YOUR BLOG?????

My life is just one big freakfest! *g*

9:01 AM  

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