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Friday, November 10, 2006

Call Me Crazy...

But when one is embroiled in a custody battle for their children, I don't think modeling the latest lingerie selection from Wal-Mart ('cause you know that's where she shops) is the image one should convey. BUT, I will give Brit Brit this:

She looks like she has bathed recently
Her hair is only partially matted
Her fingernail polish has been completely removed
There is no grease visible on her T-Zone
She looks moderately stylish

I do wish, however, she would lower her skirt. I'm not really interested in seeing where Sean Preston and Jayden James came from.

Side note- When I spell checked my post, Jayden came up with 'Saddam' as an option.

4 Comments:

T-girl said...: You forgot to meantion she is still wearing her wedding ring!!!!!

yeah, she is not screaming motherly concern to me BUT I bet it is a beacon to horney desperate men!; 4:11 PM
Sharie said...: LOL @ T!

I agree with all your points enumerated... :); 4:42 PM
Anonymous said...: Looks like she misplaced her bra and is wearing her bathing suit. LOL; 8:09 PM
Anonymous said...: lol.

i love you.

you made me laugh with the "where they came from" comment. =); 4:20 PM

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Trailer Park Tammy • ( 'trA-ler park tam âe)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears as if she resides in a heavily populated trailer park.
Ex: Britney Spears

Redneck Rita • (red-ânek rit a)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, whose actions and opinions are similar to those of the rural South.
Ex: Tara Reid

Mattress-Back Road-Whore
(ma-tres bak rOd hOr)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears to have had many multiple partners and has a weathered appearance.
Ex. Paris Hilton

Fug • (fUg)
adj.: Frightingly ugly.
Ex. Bjork

Whoreible • (hOr a ble)
adj.: Marked by or conducive to horrible. Can also be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. Sharon Stone

Whoretrocious • (hOrtrO-shes)
adj.: Utterly revolting
Ex. Kevin Federline

Gone • (go-n)
adj.: So far removed from reality it is unlikely to come back. Can be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. "That outfit is so gone."

Skank • (ske[a]k)
adj.: An individual whose actions are similar to those of a Trailer Park Tammy or Mattress Back Roadwhore.
Ex. Jessica Simpson

Puddin • (pu-din)
adj.: An individual who may not reside in a trailer park but probably should.
Ex. Lindsey Lohan

Critter • (kri-ter)
adj.: A being of anomalous or uncertain aspect or nature.
Ex. Whitney Houston

Fantabulous • (fan'tab ye-les) adj.: The combined usage of âfabulousâ and âfantasticâ.
Ex. Jessica Alba

Whore • (hOr)
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Ex. Angelina Jolie

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