You Can Have Great Hair Like MJ Too!
posted by Maddie at 8:10 AM
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
You Can Have Great Hair Like MJ Too!About Me
- Name: Maddie
- Location: Alabama
I know what you're thinking: I'm from Alabama and I have no business whatsoever pointing out the flaws of Hollywood Celebrities. But I'm very talented at running my mouth due to my years of working in Radio. I follow the daily lives of celebrities because it's a few hours a day that I am not trying to run my own advertising agency or be a mother to two little boys who demand juice every five mintues on rotating shifts. I have a wonderful bonus son who is determined to drive us all crazy and his mother (my husband's ex wife and dear friend of mine) into an early grave. My husband is a police officer and HORRIFIC pool boy. My mother's vocabulary includes words such as 'attack-ted' and 'muncho'. So who am I to tell celebrities that they should never have visible camel toe?
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Oooo Maddie, I'm glad you're back!
MJ's wig is very Sigfreid and Royish.
OMG!!! LOOL!
You are so funny. LOOL!
That picture is scarier in more ways then one. He looks like a wax figure. I say Dubia or Bahrain or whereever the hell he went to can keep him.
You don't know how it pains me for him to share my initials. AND for him to have better hair than me!
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