Friday, March 17, 2006

www.Gone.com

There is a phrase that is very much apart of my everyday vernacular that I think is highly appropriate here. Gone. When I refer to something as being 'gone', I usually mean that 'it' (be it style, hair, etc.) has left the premises and will most probably never be back.

For example: "Girl...did you see that outfit she had on? Gone." To translate, this means that the outfit is so far removed from attractiveness there is no hope. Gone can be used in reference to so many things...shoes, purses, sayings, and even an individual as a whole.

Britney Spears is gone. Stone washed jeans are gone. White pumps are gone. Catch my drift?

Great. Now we can move on to the latest craze to hit the runways in Milan. Bookwear. Nothing screams high fashion like Ballentine. Take confidence in the fact that you will command the room when you waltz in with A Midsummer's Night Dream perched jauntily on your head. Looking for a sleeker, more sophisticated look? Part the book in the middle and hold the pages in place with an earth tone bookmark. Go from daytime to evening wear by simply turning the pages against your head and wearing the book cover up or you can do as this fetching lass has done and add a bow. It really makes the book pop.

The only rule about fashion you need to remember is that there are no rules. So go out there girls and show the world all of your paperback glory.

Gone.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

*bulging eyes out of my socket*

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Kim, tell me you just added the book on her head please!!!!

12:59 AM  
Blogger T-girl said...

ROTFLMAO!!!! TOOO funny!!!

1:51 AM  
Blogger Sharie said...

What the....is the fashion designer of this serious?!

Who would be crazy enough to follow this?

LOLLMAO!!!!!!

2:31 AM  
Blogger Maddie said...

Nope...that's an authentic picture.

9:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

White pumps are gone???? **bugging out**

:D

10:41 PM  
Blogger Maddie said...

GASP! DID YOU NOT KNOW?????

10:50 PM  

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