You Know...It's Hard Out Here Bein' A Pimp

Laura Ingles...you need to cinch girl! Get a belt. Where is your waist? Did you leave it the same place you left your style? And just because it's see thru..doesn't make it sexy. You know...I hate to even bring it up 'cause I know you're real bitter about it, but did you ever wonder why Jude might have bumped uglies with the nanny? Could it possibly be that he knew for certain she was a woman? I'm just saying. I know you said you planned on beating the girl up when you saw her and the good news is, you can use your dress. Just hide in a dark corner and when you see her coming toward you, use it like a net or a bedspread and throw it on her like they do to villains in Scooby Doo.

Did I see that design on some curtains in a motel?