Fuggie Crockett

Dear Fergie,

I am your biggest fan in the whole wide world. I admire you so much and want to sing one day just like you. I also want to fug my face up the exact same way you did and I really love your boots! How did you get that Otter to lay so still on your shoulders? Your pink jacket makes me think of a Bratz doll and I love those! Almost as much as I love your boots. And even though I run the risk of sounding like a brown noser, girl, you are working that white belt. And that purse ROCKS your boots. Your shoes make me think of timber and Pocahontas all at the same time. Hey! We could start a girl Lumberjack fan club but we could start calling them Lumberfergs instead! Get it? LumberFERGS??!!! NOT LumberJACKS??? OMG!!! Where is the love???

Blinded by your bright light,

Maddie

P.S Don't let ANYONE phunk with your boots!