Daisy To Jessica Simpson: "Take That Bitch"

Joining the Nick Lachey and America bandwagon, Dasiy, the nasty little dog of Jessica who looks as if it has never had a bath, hair cut, nail clipping, tooth cleaning biscuit or the like, bit her owner in the face which resulted in 'a clean gash' across her eye. Jessica was rushed to the emergency room where she received stitches. She is doing fine and Jessica seems to be okay as well.