Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Director Wants Paris To Play Mother Teresa...Then He Wants To Go To Hell

An Indian filmmaker says Paris is on the short list of actresses he would like to see play the saintly nun. He says "her features closely resemble that of Mother Teresa's". What's worse, Paris actually agreed to meet with him and a meeting is scheduled for the end of April. Can you imagine what her lines will be like:

"You have leprosy? That's hot."

3 Comments:

Blogger T-girl said...

THAT is sacrilige!!!! I REFUSE to watch or even entertain the idea of ANYONE of Paris Hiltons ilk playing her in a movie! I mean how much more left and right wing can one get... one is the epitomy of kindness and grace and the other is a poster child for VD!!!! Sad, truely sad the man should be shot, thank you but I would rather watch someone who is a bit more appropriate to the roll and has some acting ability then someone who may "look" like her and no talent what-so-ever! Can you tell I can NOT stand that girl!

6:59 PM  
Blogger D. Prince said...

Another line could be:

"Could someone get all of these brown skinny kids away from me! They're creeping me out!"

9:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

T, I agree, that would be a Sacrilege!!!!!!!

2:33 AM  

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