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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Kevin Federline Actionless Figure

K. Sperm actually roused himself from his perpetual slumber to criticize Nick and Jessica for divorcing. He basically said he didn't believe in divorce and would fight to keep his marriage. I am sure being married to a millionaire would encourage one to work 'things out'.

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T-girl said...: Yeah, too bad he did not feel that the pregnant mother of his children deserved the same respect weather they were married or not! He is a complete and total moron. I read in one of the rags that they are going to counseling, how sweet!; 8:59 PM
D. Prince said...: Exactly!

For this moron to express an opinion on anything is enough to make me laugh.; 9:43 PM
Sharie said...: I really could not fathom what Britney find in him that she married him! *shakes head*; 2:16 AM
sharonje927 said...: I saw this news a few days back and was waiting for u to blog it. It took you days but better late than never. LOOL!

I think, in the news I read, he was a wannabe-rapper?

I think Halloween rapper would suit him best. LOOL!; 2:53 AM

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I know what you're thinking: I'm from Alabama and I have no business whatsoever pointing out the flaws of Hollywood Celebrities. But I'm very talented at running my mouth due to my years of working in Radio. I follow the daily lives of celebrities because it's a few hours a day that I am not trying to run my own advertising agency or be a mother to two little boys who demand juice every five mintues on rotating shifts. I have a wonderful bonus son who is determined to drive us all crazy and his mother (my husband's ex wife and dear friend of mine) into an early grave. My husband is a police officer and HORRIFIC pool boy. My mother's vocabulary includes words such as 'attack-ted' and 'muncho'. So who am I to tell celebrities that they should never have visible camel toe?

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