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Monday, June 26, 2006

Ski's

Nicole Ritchie appears to be gaining a little weight. Good for her! She needs to continue eating well and flesh up her chest a bit. I can still see her bones.

Now, does it appear to anyone else that Nicole has really long feet? I'm hesitant to get on the girl when she's doing so much better but she looks like she wears a size twelve shoe.

4 Comments:

Prunella Jones said...: She looks like a 12 year old who's body parts are growing at different rates. Of course she is what 25?; 9:57 AM
T-girl said...: LMAO... can't make fun of her feet those are not her fault!; 2:02 PM
The Mistress said...: Those are waterskis, not feet.; 11:35 PM
Litzi said...: Hi Maddie,
Nicole Ritchie appears painfully thin to me in this photograph. You said she’s starting to gain a little weight; I’d hate to have seen how she looked before..…..

Yeah, her feet do look pretty long; let’s hope it’s just the angle the picture was taken from and not their real size.; 8:17 PM

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I know what you're thinking: I'm from Alabama and I have no business whatsoever pointing out the flaws of Hollywood Celebrities. But I'm very talented at running my mouth due to my years of working in Radio. I follow the daily lives of celebrities because it's a few hours a day that I am not trying to run my own advertising agency or be a mother to two little boys who demand juice every five mintues on rotating shifts. I have a wonderful bonus son who is determined to drive us all crazy and his mother (my husband's ex wife and dear friend of mine) into an early grave. My husband is a police officer and HORRIFIC pool boy. My mother's vocabulary includes words such as 'attack-ted' and 'muncho'. So who am I to tell celebrities that they should never have visible camel toe?

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