Suri Someone Wanted The Pictures?

But alas, no one did. Fox News is reporting that the reason we haven't seen pictures of Suri Cruise is because no one paid enough for the privilege. A photo shoot was offered of the tot to various weekly magazines such as Us, People and In Touch. An auction was conducted and less than $3 Million was offered. Tom Cruise felt this was unacceptable and rescinded the offer. And now that Suri is almost three months old, her price was declined significantly.

"Shiloh Jolie Pitt was the whole deal," said one source. "It will be a long time before we ever see a baby like that again."

In other words, BRITNEY...don't expect enough money to replenish your flip flop collection for your latest creation. Sorry. Sucks to be you.