Get Out!

After spending years with the tool known as Tom Cruise, Nicole has finally found love with Keith Urban. She's so in love that she has requested he sign a pre-nuptial agreement that includes the following:

• $250,000 for every year they are married
• Joint custody of any children they have together but Mr. Urban will be unable to take them out of the country Nicole resides in.
• a 'get out' clause that stipulates Keith gets NOTHING if he abuses any illegal drugs or alcohol.
  

The pair will be married in a Roman Catholic ceremony this weekend which is possible due to the fact that Nicole married Tom Cruise in a Scientology ceremony and thus her first marriage was annulled.

Nicole brings $40 million to the marriage while Keith only brings $5 million (three of which I would be more than happy to take off of his hands).

But if Keith wants to walk away with any money should they in fact separate, he better get a tight reign on all those Botox shots Nicole keeps getting or there may be nothing left.