Conversations With Dad"Their made out of that same material that those Crotches are made out of." In case you are unfamilar with these shoes, they are called CROCKS.
Some other examples of his unique vocabulary are:
1.Wal-Mart is pronouned as Wal-Marks
2. He calls Elmo from Sesame Street 'Alpo'.
3. Our grocery store is called Publix but he pronounces it as Pubics.
4.He also made the mistake of referring to photography as Pornography...while preaching a sermon.
posted by Maddie at 11:50 AM
7 Comments:
Your father would get along great with my mother who can't seem to pronouce even the simplest of words correctly.
My recent favourite: when she asked my boys if they were going to bring their "Booger Boards" to the beach. "That's Boogie Boards Gramma".
She does add a certain spice to any conversation.
OMG! I have no idea why but this whole post (and comments thanks DP) had me giggling like a loon! Could you NOT do that when I am trying to keep the baby asleep! LOL
ROTFLOL
ROTFLOL!!
Very funny, Kimmie!
LOOOL!!!!
Your dad is really funny Kim.
Ha! We call it Pubix too. And Kroger is Poke-her. But then we have dirty minds.
LMAO... OH MY GOD!!! I am like about to fall outta my chair at work! That's funny like the guy at work who was talking about finding a hair in some food and called it, and very sober and serious I might add, a PUBLIC hair.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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