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Tuesday, July 11, 2006

'Bare' With Me

I'm obviously having a little trouble with my blog, which frightens me because I am borderline retarded when it comes to this stuff. I tried all day yesterday to update but BLOGGER (also known as Satan) wouldn't let me, and my archived posts as well as everything else disappeared. SIGH. I will hopefully have some updates for you soon.

5 Comments:

Maddie said...: What happened? When I republished my blog everything came back...; 9:07 AM
Maddie said...: It's about time you showed your face around here UM. Where have you been?; 12:35 PM
sharonje927 said...: Maddie,

I was about to tell you about it too but with all that we're thinking about right now, it just escaped my mind.

But it's good to have your blog back. A daily dose of it is one of my medicines. LOOL; 12:46 PM
Sharie said...: ROTFLOL!! You are really so funny Kimmie! One of the reasons we Love yah!!!!; 12:46 PM
Jen said...: lol..

yes, at the time. i was seriously frustrated with blogger myself.

the piggy picture though has me giggling. =)

love you.; 3:25 PM

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: Name: Maddie; Location: Alabama

I know what you're thinking: I'm from Alabama and I have no business whatsoever pointing out the flaws of Hollywood Celebrities. But I'm very talented at running my mouth due to my years of working in Radio. I follow the daily lives of celebrities because it's a few hours a day that I am not trying to run my own advertising agency or be a mother to two little boys who demand juice every five mintues on rotating shifts. I have a wonderful bonus son who is determined to drive us all crazy and his mother (my husband's ex wife and dear friend of mine) into an early grave. My husband is a police officer and HORRIFIC pool boy. My mother's vocabulary includes words such as 'attack-ted' and 'muncho'. So who am I to tell celebrities that they should never have visible camel toe?

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Trailer Park Tammy • ( 'trA-ler park tam âe)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears as if she resides in a heavily populated trailer park.
Ex: Britney Spears

Redneck Rita • (red-ânek rit a)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, whose actions and opinions are similar to those of the rural South.
Ex: Tara Reid

Mattress-Back Road-Whore
(ma-tres bak rOd hOr)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears to have had many multiple partners and has a weathered appearance.
Ex. Paris Hilton

Fug • (fUg)
adj.: Frightingly ugly.
Ex. Bjork

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Ex. Sharon Stone

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adj.: Utterly revolting
Ex. Kevin Federline

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adj.: So far removed from reality it is unlikely to come back. Can be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. "That outfit is so gone."

Skank • (ske[a]k)
adj.: An individual whose actions are similar to those of a Trailer Park Tammy or Mattress Back Roadwhore.
Ex. Jessica Simpson

Puddin • (pu-din)
adj.: An individual who may not reside in a trailer park but probably should.
Ex. Lindsey Lohan

Critter • (kri-ter)
adj.: A being of anomalous or uncertain aspect or nature.
Ex. Whitney Houston

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Ex. Jessica Alba

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Ex. Angelina Jolie

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