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Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Happy Birthday!

Eat lots of food, drink lots of ....whatever your choice of beverage is, but think about those who are fighting and have fought for democracy and freedom.

Thank you to those who are serving in our military. Your sacrifice is humbling. Also, thank you to the mothers, fathers, sisters, brothers, wives, husbands who are celebrating today without their loved ones.

6 Comments:

T-girl said...: HAPPY 4th!!!!!!!! I hope you and your family have a great one!!!!

Big hugs- T; 10:50 AM
The Mistress said...: Happy Fourth of July from your neighbor up North.; 1:00 PM
Sharie said...: Happy 4th of July to all my wonderful American friends!!!; 1:54 PM
Prunella Jones said...: Hey Mad. Happy 4th to you too. I actually served two years in the army as a medic to get money for college. Though I spent my service time drinking beer in Germany instead of in Iraq, being a soldier is still a terrible job. That was nice of you to say something about the military. I'm ashamed to say I didn't even give them a thought until I saw your post just now.; 1:58 PM
sharonje927 said...: Happy 4th Americans!

:D Hope your holiday went well.; 2:20 AM
Matt said...: Happy 4th from The North :); 8:35 AM

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I know what you're thinking: I'm from Alabama and I have no business whatsoever pointing out the flaws of Hollywood Celebrities. But I'm very talented at running my mouth due to my years of working in Radio. I follow the daily lives of celebrities because it's a few hours a day that I am not trying to run my own advertising agency or be a mother to two little boys who demand juice every five mintues on rotating shifts. I have a wonderful bonus son who is determined to drive us all crazy and his mother (my husband's ex wife and dear friend of mine) into an early grave. My husband is a police officer and HORRIFIC pool boy. My mother's vocabulary includes words such as 'attack-ted' and 'muncho'. So who am I to tell celebrities that they should never have visible camel toe?

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