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Thursday, June 29, 2006

Oh No She Di'nt!

I'm not a big fan of Rosie Odonnell's because I don't really like her politics but she's beginning to grow on me. I decided I might could put our ideological differences aside when she said Naomi Campbell needed a two hundred pound lesbian ass whuppin and now I think Rosie has sealed our fate. I've decided to give her another shot. When pressed about the brouhaha surrounding Star Jones abrupt announcement and subsequent departure, Rosie said the following:

"Well...you know how I feel about her but I can't really talk about it. But she thinks she's Beyonce."

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T-girl said...: OH! Good one Shea! Does she NOT look like a total freak of nature? She is the black version of Tori Spelling, the woman is so ODD looking! She is one of the few woman I think look better fat!!!!!!

You so knew I was going to say this: "I LOVE Rosie!" In a completely gf is funny as hell kind of way!!! LOL She is a very smart woman, she also does a LOT of charity work and despite her love of TC, a problem I think she has corrected recently, she really is a good person. I will so watch the view with her on it, I think she brings a great personality to the table and she is a good combo for that group, maybe she can make BW have a sense of humor! LMAO; 4:51 PM
Maddie said...: She's funny...as long as she doesent attack every republican guest that comes on there or even that little Elizabeth girl...; 5:05 PM
Anonymous said...: I'm still not over the Tom Selleck interview or raking. Ugh...

ss; 9:53 PM

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I know what you're thinking: I'm from Alabama and I have no business whatsoever pointing out the flaws of Hollywood Celebrities. But I'm very talented at running my mouth due to my years of working in Radio. I follow the daily lives of celebrities because it's a few hours a day that I am not trying to run my own advertising agency or be a mother to two little boys who demand juice every five mintues on rotating shifts. I have a wonderful bonus son who is determined to drive us all crazy and his mother (my husband's ex wife and dear friend of mine) into an early grave. My husband is a police officer and HORRIFIC pool boy. My mother's vocabulary includes words such as 'attack-ted' and 'muncho'. So who am I to tell celebrities that they should never have visible camel toe?

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