Puddin'UPDATE: If you guessed Lindsey Hohan...YOU ARE CORRECT!
posted by Maddie at 1:32 AM
Thursday, July 27, 2006
Puddin'UPDATE: If you guessed Lindsey Hohan...YOU ARE CORRECT!
About Me
- Name: Maddie
- Location: Alabama
I know what you're thinking: I'm from Alabama and I have no business whatsoever pointing out the flaws of Hollywood Celebrities. But I'm very talented at running my mouth due to my years of working in Radio. I follow the daily lives of celebrities because it's a few hours a day that I am not trying to run my own advertising agency or be a mother to two little boys who demand juice every five mintues on rotating shifts. I have a wonderful bonus son who is determined to drive us all crazy and his mother (my husband's ex wife and dear friend of mine) into an early grave. My husband is a police officer and HORRIFIC pool boy. My mother's vocabulary includes words such as 'attack-ted' and 'muncho'. So who am I to tell celebrities that they should never have visible camel toe?
Terms and Definitions
Trailer Park Tammy • ( 'trA-ler park tam âe)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears as if she resides in a heavily populated trailer park.
Ex: Britney Spears
Redneck Rita • (red-ânek rit a)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, whose actions and opinions are similar to those of the rural South.
Ex: Tara Reid
Mattress-Back Road-Whore
(ma-tres bak rOd hOr)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears to have had many multiple partners and has a weathered appearance.
Ex. Paris Hilton
Fug • (fUg)
adj.: Frightingly ugly.
Ex. Bjork
Whoreible • (hOr a ble)
adj.: Marked by or conducive to horrible. Can also be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. Sharon Stone
Whoretrocious • (hOrtrO-shes)
adj.: Utterly revolting
Ex. Kevin Federline
Gone • (go-n)
adj.: So far removed from reality it is unlikely to come back. Can be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. "That outfit is so gone."
Skank • (ske[a]k)
adj.: An individual whose actions are similar to those of a Trailer Park Tammy or Mattress Back Roadwhore.
Ex. Jessica Simpson
Puddin • (pu-din)
adj.: An individual who may not reside in a trailer park but probably should.
Ex. Lindsey Lohan
Critter • (kri-ter)
adj.: A being of anomalous or uncertain aspect or nature.
Ex. Whitney Houston
Fantabulous • (fan'tab ye-les) adj.: The combined usage of âfabulousâ and âfantasticâ.
Ex. Jessica Alba
Whore • (hOr)
adj.: Jessica Simpson
Ex. Angelina Jolie
Trailer Park Tammy • ( 'trA-ler park tam âe)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears as if she resides in a heavily populated trailer park.
Ex: Britney Spears
Redneck Rita • (red-ânek rit a)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, whose actions and opinions are similar to those of the rural South.
Ex: Tara Reid
Mattress-Back Road-Whore
(ma-tres bak rOd hOr)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears to have had many multiple partners and has a weathered appearance.
Ex. Paris Hilton
Fug • (fUg)
adj.: Frightingly ugly.
Ex. Bjork
Whoreible • (hOr a ble)
adj.: Marked by or conducive to horrible. Can also be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. Sharon Stone
Whoretrocious • (hOrtrO-shes)
adj.: Utterly revolting
Ex. Kevin Federline
Gone • (go-n)
adj.: So far removed from reality it is unlikely to come back. Can be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. "That outfit is so gone."
Skank • (ske[a]k)
adj.: An individual whose actions are similar to those of a Trailer Park Tammy or Mattress Back Roadwhore.
Ex. Jessica Simpson
Puddin • (pu-din)
adj.: An individual who may not reside in a trailer park but probably should.
Ex. Lindsey Lohan
Critter • (kri-ter)
adj.: A being of anomalous or uncertain aspect or nature.
Ex. Whitney Houston
Fantabulous • (fan'tab ye-les) adj.: The combined usage of âfabulousâ and âfantasticâ.
Ex. Jessica Alba
Whore • (hOr)
adj.: Jessica Simpson
Ex. Angelina Jolie
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15 Comments:
That has to be Britney. All that's missing is a Cheez Doodle.
Lord in Heaven please tell me that is your father in drag! Seriously whoever it is has some serious old man butt going on! LMAO
That's just nasty and skank all in one! Who is it?!
The Ex
LOL @ T...nope not my father in drag.
MJ: I know Brit is the obvious suspect but surprisingly...it's not her.
Ex: You make me proud.
LiLo, what have you done?
Once a fan :'(
I have no idea, maybe Hohan?
I really was eating my cereal while reading this post, it's not going down so well.
I was going to go with Britney, too.
Hmmmm, who is trashy enough to actually be seen like this? Lindsey Lohan?
It's definitely Low-Han!
The Ex
I have no idea!
For that maybe you could next post a picture of a nice, male ass for our viewing pleasure just to help settle our stomachs?
Have to admit there is a Hohan quality to that but... although I would think it would be too big, she is pretty scaracrow- I mean seriously the girl could use like a big steak or SOMETHING! The air and water look is not it for her though!
la bella vita = the pretty life?
uh, there is nada pretty about that picture. ~shudders~
Okay, my first reaction was just to say. . . SHUT UP! And. . . . MY EYES! ME EYES!!!!!
La bella vita when translated means "the good life." That being said - might I suggest some lipo and clothes two sizes bigger? The life will be MUCH better for the rest of us.
I'm just sayin'!
This is definitely a doctored-up photo. I can see her belly button!
Looks like finger marks to me! :D
Di, thanks for the translation. I've been wondering what it means.
The Good life huh?
I'm impressed with your site, very nice graphics!
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