She Needs To Be Cut

Desperate times call for desperate measures. It's time Rosie O'Donnell make good on her threat to deliver a '200 pound lesbian ass whuppin' on Naomi Campbell. In yet another story of abuse, a young woman has come forward to claim Naomi smacked her around. Amanda Brack filed a suit on Thursday for battery, false imprisonment and infliction of emotional distress. She claims Naomi, who will be referred to as bitch throughout the rest of this post, smacked her in the face with her blackberry due to a piece of bitch's luggage being left in Brazil, During a 2005 photo shoot in Morocco, Bitch left Ms. Brack in Morocco stranded with out funds, ripped her passport up and threw it in a swimming pool, and left her to pay the hotel bill. In a separate incident, Bitch ripped a sweater off her and accused her of stealing it.

First, why do people continue to work for her? Second, I am almost tempted to apply for the job so I could bust her knee caps.