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Friday, July 14, 2006

You Don't Say

Britney Spears told Bazaar that when your pregnant, you don't 'feel the most beautiful all the time'. She said she has felt alot of pressure because people expect her 'to look a certain way'. Well, in my humble opinion, it's kind of hard to feel pretty when you're trolling around in flip flops, unbrushed hair and no make up. And we don't expect you to look a certain way, Britney. All we want is for you to take a bath. And leave Kevin. Is that really too much to ask?

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Anonymous said...: I can't believe you didn't comment on Kevin's sock/flip flop combo! WTF!

The Ex; 5:11 PM
Sharie said...: LOL!! Yeah Kimmie, you did not comment on the sock/flip flop outfit! I did not notice it at first then when I was taken aback and have to really look to see if what I saw was right.; 5:42 PM
D. Prince said...: I didn't even noticed KFed in that picture! My eye went straight for Britney's horrid outfit.

I agree Maddie. Try a shower honey, it does wonders.; 2:25 AM
T-girl said...: I have to say, this is one of the better of her horrific ensambles! LMAO; 3:13 PM
Maddie said...: I don't know...I think k-Fed's cotton and rubber foot ensamble has a certain...Geisha feel to it.; 3:25 AM
Anonymous said...: LOL... take a bath and leave Kevin. Girl, you are so wrong! :) I love it!; 1:24 PM

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: Name: Maddie; Location: Alabama

I know what you're thinking: I'm from Alabama and I have no business whatsoever pointing out the flaws of Hollywood Celebrities. But I'm very talented at running my mouth due to my years of working in Radio. I follow the daily lives of celebrities because it's a few hours a day that I am not trying to run my own advertising agency or be a mother to two little boys who demand juice every five mintues on rotating shifts. I have a wonderful bonus son who is determined to drive us all crazy and his mother (my husband's ex wife and dear friend of mine) into an early grave. My husband is a police officer and HORRIFIC pool boy. My mother's vocabulary includes words such as 'attack-ted' and 'muncho'. So who am I to tell celebrities that they should never have visible camel toe?

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Terms and Definitions

Trailer Park Tammy • ( 'trA-ler park tam âe)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears as if she resides in a heavily populated trailer park.
Ex: Britney Spears

Redneck Rita • (red-ânek rit a)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, whose actions and opinions are similar to those of the rural South.
Ex: Tara Reid

Mattress-Back Road-Whore
(ma-tres bak rOd hOr)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears to have had many multiple partners and has a weathered appearance.
Ex. Paris Hilton

Fug • (fUg)
adj.: Frightingly ugly.
Ex. Bjork

Whoreible • (hOr a ble)
adj.: Marked by or conducive to horrible. Can also be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. Sharon Stone

Whoretrocious • (hOrtrO-shes)
adj.: Utterly revolting
Ex. Kevin Federline

Gone • (go-n)
adj.: So far removed from reality it is unlikely to come back. Can be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. "That outfit is so gone."

Skank • (ske[a]k)
adj.: An individual whose actions are similar to those of a Trailer Park Tammy or Mattress Back Roadwhore.
Ex. Jessica Simpson

Puddin • (pu-din)
adj.: An individual who may not reside in a trailer park but probably should.
Ex. Lindsey Lohan

Critter • (kri-ter)
adj.: A being of anomalous or uncertain aspect or nature.
Ex. Whitney Houston

Fantabulous • (fan'tab ye-les) adj.: The combined usage of âfabulousâ and âfantasticâ.
Ex. Jessica Alba

Whore • (hOr)
adj.: Jessica Simpson
Ex. Angelina Jolie

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