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Friday, August 11, 2006

Need A Favor

My husband has decided to start his own blog which he has aptly called "Billy's Club" in which he gives celebrities a 'good beating'. I've created a monster.

Please take a moment to visit him and welcome him to the blogging community! He's still in the planning stages so be nice!

Billy's Club

5 Comments:

Prunella Jones said...: Cool! I wish el Hombre would blog with me but he'd rather play on line D&D.; 9:29 AM
Anonymous said...: Been there. Commented. LOVE IT!

And yes. . . I so *did* tell him to dump your @$$ and run off with Annabelle! LOL; 9:05 PM
The Mistress said...: I like that his interests include "wife's boobs."; 2:23 AM
Maddie said...: Yeah...he's serious about that one too.; 10:07 AM
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: Name: Maddie; Location: Alabama

I know what you're thinking: I'm from Alabama and I have no business whatsoever pointing out the flaws of Hollywood Celebrities. But I'm very talented at running my mouth due to my years of working in Radio. I follow the daily lives of celebrities because it's a few hours a day that I am not trying to run my own advertising agency or be a mother to two little boys who demand juice every five mintues on rotating shifts. I have a wonderful bonus son who is determined to drive us all crazy and his mother (my husband's ex wife and dear friend of mine) into an early grave. My husband is a police officer and HORRIFIC pool boy. My mother's vocabulary includes words such as 'attack-ted' and 'muncho'. So who am I to tell celebrities that they should never have visible camel toe?

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