Thursday, August 10, 2006

Perez Vs. Tara Reid
Tara Reid cornered famed internet blogger Perez Hilton at a birthday party last night and demanded he stop talking about her. She even went so far as to try and have Perez thrown out of the party before Paris and her ass intervened.

Perez says:

"'I'm the wrong person to fu** with," Tara screamed at us. "Stop talking shit about me."

"It's not even about you," we said, "We've never even met you. It's the concept of you."

"Well. There's a real me here. Stop writing shit about me, " she commanded.

"Um...don't read our website." we told her.

"Stop talking about me!"

"Don't read our website!""

According to Perez, Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton stood close by in awkward silence while one of Tara's friends quietly came up and suggested she not behave the way she was behaving at a friend's birthday party. Perez told Tara she was dead to him and he would never write about her again. At least long enough for him to get the pictures of him at the party up.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know this is so off subject, but why does Paris constantly stand like that? That bugs me for some reason. If she's trying to stick her chest out, she should just get a boob job.

4:37 PM  
Blogger Prunella Jones said...

Meh. I just don't like Perez.

10:16 AM  
Blogger Maddie said...

I loved him in the beginning when he was snarky but ever since he got popular he's gone soft.

10:25 AM  
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