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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Assprin Please

Hello Paris' ass. How are you today? Feeling kinda flat you say? I'm sorry to hear that. What? No! I totally think you look good from this angle! What do you mean you shouldn't be able to see ass from the front? Well, sure you should when your owner is wearing a handkerchief! You wish Paris would stop singing? So do we ass....so do we.

8 Comments:

T-girl said...: LMAO; 2:41 AM
Prunella Jones said...: Whenever Paris sees a camera she immediately hikes up her skirt. I'm convinced it's a complete Pavlovian response. Personally I'm sick of seeing her flappy vajayjay.; 7:52 AM
Pamer said...: wtf?? Excuse me while i relive my stomach of its contents. I ddn't even know this butt angle was possible...

mark my words, this look is going to be the new coin slot...; 8:38 AM
Anonymous said...: Isn't she too young for it to be sagging that low? That girl has more miles on her than a vintage Studebaker.; 9:02 AM
The Mistress said...: She's got it all ass backwards.; 10:12 AM
Sharie said...: ROTFLOL!!!; 12:39 PM
Anonymous said...: That is so icky.

I need to direct you to website where they always show celebrity pictures like this. I'll IM it to you.; 10:34 AM
Jen said...: ~shakes head~; 11:26 AM

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I know what you're thinking: I'm from Alabama and I have no business whatsoever pointing out the flaws of Hollywood Celebrities. But I'm very talented at running my mouth due to my years of working in Radio. I follow the daily lives of celebrities because it's a few hours a day that I am not trying to run my own advertising agency or be a mother to two little boys who demand juice every five mintues on rotating shifts. I have a wonderful bonus son who is determined to drive us all crazy and his mother (my husband's ex wife and dear friend of mine) into an early grave. My husband is a police officer and HORRIFIC pool boy. My mother's vocabulary includes words such as 'attack-ted' and 'muncho'. So who am I to tell celebrities that they should never have visible camel toe?

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Trailer Park Tammy • ( 'trA-ler park tam âe)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears as if she resides in a heavily populated trailer park.
Ex: Britney Spears

Redneck Rita • (red-ânek rit a)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, whose actions and opinions are similar to those of the rural South.
Ex: Tara Reid

Mattress-Back Road-Whore
(ma-tres bak rOd hOr)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears to have had many multiple partners and has a weathered appearance.
Ex. Paris Hilton

Fug • (fUg)
adj.: Frightingly ugly.
Ex. Bjork

Whoreible • (hOr a ble)
adj.: Marked by or conducive to horrible. Can also be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. Sharon Stone

Whoretrocious • (hOrtrO-shes)
adj.: Utterly revolting
Ex. Kevin Federline

Gone • (go-n)
adj.: So far removed from reality it is unlikely to come back. Can be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. "That outfit is so gone."

Skank • (ske[a]k)
adj.: An individual whose actions are similar to those of a Trailer Park Tammy or Mattress Back Roadwhore.
Ex. Jessica Simpson

Puddin • (pu-din)
adj.: An individual who may not reside in a trailer park but probably should.
Ex. Lindsey Lohan

Critter • (kri-ter)
adj.: A being of anomalous or uncertain aspect or nature.
Ex. Whitney Houston

Fantabulous • (fan'tab ye-les) adj.: The combined usage of âfabulousâ and âfantasticâ.
Ex. Jessica Alba

Whore • (hOr)
adj.: Jessica Simpson
Ex. Angelina Jolie

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