Manpri'sWhy can't you two get it together? One week, Keira is walking around looking like a Claire's Boutique reject and the next you're wearing Petal Pushers.
posted by Maddie at 4:08 PM
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Manpri'sWhy can't you two get it together? One week, Keira is walking around looking like a Claire's Boutique reject and the next you're wearing Petal Pushers.
About Me
- Name: Maddie
- Location: Alabama
I know what you're thinking: I'm from Alabama and I have no business whatsoever pointing out the flaws of Hollywood Celebrities. But I'm very talented at running my mouth due to my years of working in Radio. I follow the daily lives of celebrities because it's a few hours a day that I am not trying to run my own advertising agency or be a mother to two little boys who demand juice every five mintues on rotating shifts. I have a wonderful bonus son who is determined to drive us all crazy and his mother (my husband's ex wife and dear friend of mine) into an early grave. My husband is a police officer and HORRIFIC pool boy. My mother's vocabulary includes words such as 'attack-ted' and 'muncho'. So who am I to tell celebrities that they should never have visible camel toe?
Terms and Definitions
Trailer Park Tammy • ( 'trA-ler park tam âe)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears as if she resides in a heavily populated trailer park.
Ex: Britney Spears
Redneck Rita • (red-ânek rit a)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, whose actions and opinions are similar to those of the rural South.
Ex: Tara Reid
Mattress-Back Road-Whore
(ma-tres bak rOd hOr)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears to have had many multiple partners and has a weathered appearance.
Ex. Paris Hilton
Fug • (fUg)
adj.: Frightingly ugly.
Ex. Bjork
Whoreible • (hOr a ble)
adj.: Marked by or conducive to horrible. Can also be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. Sharon Stone
Whoretrocious • (hOrtrO-shes)
adj.: Utterly revolting
Ex. Kevin Federline
Gone • (go-n)
adj.: So far removed from reality it is unlikely to come back. Can be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. "That outfit is so gone."
Skank • (ske[a]k)
adj.: An individual whose actions are similar to those of a Trailer Park Tammy or Mattress Back Roadwhore.
Ex. Jessica Simpson
Puddin • (pu-din)
adj.: An individual who may not reside in a trailer park but probably should.
Ex. Lindsey Lohan
Critter • (kri-ter)
adj.: A being of anomalous or uncertain aspect or nature.
Ex. Whitney Houston
Fantabulous • (fan'tab ye-les) adj.: The combined usage of âfabulousâ and âfantasticâ.
Ex. Jessica Alba
Whore • (hOr)
adj.: Jessica Simpson
Ex. Angelina Jolie
Trailer Park Tammy • ( 'trA-ler park tam âe)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears as if she resides in a heavily populated trailer park.
Ex: Britney Spears
Redneck Rita • (red-ânek rit a)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, whose actions and opinions are similar to those of the rural South.
Ex: Tara Reid
Mattress-Back Road-Whore
(ma-tres bak rOd hOr)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears to have had many multiple partners and has a weathered appearance.
Ex. Paris Hilton
Fug • (fUg)
adj.: Frightingly ugly.
Ex. Bjork
Whoreible • (hOr a ble)
adj.: Marked by or conducive to horrible. Can also be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. Sharon Stone
Whoretrocious • (hOrtrO-shes)
adj.: Utterly revolting
Ex. Kevin Federline
Gone • (go-n)
adj.: So far removed from reality it is unlikely to come back. Can be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. "That outfit is so gone."
Skank • (ske[a]k)
adj.: An individual whose actions are similar to those of a Trailer Park Tammy or Mattress Back Roadwhore.
Ex. Jessica Simpson
Puddin • (pu-din)
adj.: An individual who may not reside in a trailer park but probably should.
Ex. Lindsey Lohan
Critter • (kri-ter)
adj.: A being of anomalous or uncertain aspect or nature.
Ex. Whitney Houston
Fantabulous • (fan'tab ye-les) adj.: The combined usage of âfabulousâ and âfantasticâ.
Ex. Jessica Alba
Whore • (hOr)
adj.: Jessica Simpson
Ex. Angelina Jolie
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12 Comments:
I could not touch a man who wore Manpri's (love the name btw)
Pants or shorts, make a choice!
Okay, color me clueless but I had no idea that they were even an item. *shrug* Who knew!
Oh. . . and I have to ask. . . What are "demin" capris? Have a dyslexic moment there my dear???? LMAO I had to go there. You *know* I had to go there!
Don't you think he must feel like the consulation prize? Especially if they got together *after* they filmed Pirates.
A lookalike is the next best thing to the real thing, afterall.
lol... they could almost wear the same pant size. wonder if he grabbed hers...
Manpri's LMAO!
Where have I been? I thought he was with Kate Whatshername again????
No one wears manpris like KFed. This guy shouldn't even try.
Hey Vixen...this is NOT orlando bloom...it's some guy named Rupert. He was in Pride and Prejudice with keira.
LOL, Maddie, thanks for clearing that up. I guess I read over the "lookalike" part. Laughing too hard at the Manpri's I suppose.
You are welcome dahling...no trouble a'tall. Glad you're here.
Is this an example of buying your outfits from the Goodwill Store nearest you? Couldn’t they at least go to Target or Wal- Mart?
Why do celebs feel it’s okay to dress so shabbily?
Gah, I hate manpri's. I would say they look gay, but no self-respecting fashionable gay man would be caught dead in them.
SL
SL...I thought I was the only person who said "Gah"...but alas..I forgot we are Southern Sisters so I shan't be surprised anymore.
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