Monday, December 04, 2006

Meltdown
Over the weekend Jessica Simpson attended the Kennedy Center Honors to honor Dolly Parton. As much as it pains me to admit this, she looked very pretty. Jessica was to sing "9 to 5" as tribute to Parton. But somewhere along the way, she lost her nerve. In the middle of her performance, she begins mumling something to the effect of 'so nervous' and abruptly leaves the stage mid-song leaving nothing but a silent and shocked audience in her wake. No applause...nothing. Later when she had to return for the end of the show and perform with the other artist, she was said to be in tears.

Never fear though...I heard that her daddy french kissed her back stage and made it all better. Okay not really, but I'm sure he thought about it.

The show will air on CBS on December 26th. I'm sure Jessica's performance will be edited out. Dang it.

19 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL!! Her dad... perv.

What is up with her? She should take a lesson from Kelly Clarkson who appeard on CMT Giants in tribute to Reba McIntire and kicked MAJOR arse. :)

9:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL!! Her dad... perv.

What is up with her? She should take a lesson from Kelly Clarkson who appeard on CMT Giants in tribute to Reba McIntire and kicked MAJOR arse. :)

9:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i agree with twinki - kelly clicked MAJOR arse. jessica has obviously dyed her hair one to many times, she's an utter idiot. what a way to tribute dolly parton. could she be any stupider? never mind, the answer is yes.

5:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hadn't heard about this. Can't wait to see the video replay (not the Daddy part ewww)

6:11 PM  
Blogger Prunella Jones said...

I'm going to look for it on youtube!

9:36 AM  
Blogger sharonje927 said...

Oh, that is interesting to see.

Let me see if I can find the said video too. LOL!

3:09 AM  
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Blogger girl said...

Yikes, poor Jessica! She completely crashed after the divorce thing. Who would've thought that Nick would come out ahead in that?

1:52 PM  
Blogger The Mistress said...

Happy New Year, Maddie. Wherever you are.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

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