Seer Sucker

Liz...it's time to cut the cord and put the child in some big boy clothes. I know in England it's the 'thing' to dress your kids up in little linen blazers and patent leather shoes, but at some point they need to be introduced to denim. A little trim would be nice too. He looks like a miniature Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

You see, little boys need to get dirty. They need to wear the knees out in their jeans, the need dirty fingernails. I'm concerned that if you don't take the situation firmly in hand now, your son will grow up TiVo'ing every episode of Martha Stewart. The time is now.

Last...I think someone needs to tee tee.