Bludgeon MeWould someone please take a 2 x 4 and repeatedly beat me in the head until I pass out? Make sure I don't return to consciousness until the following things happen:
1. Lindsey Lohan's petunia goes back into hiding.
Has she not got the message yet? We. Do. Not. Want. To. See. Your. Snaggle. Ever. Again. It. Looks. Gross. And. Worn. Slap. Out.
2. Panty hose are once again collecting dust in the plastic eggs at the supermarket.
posted by Maddie at 12:07 AM
2 Comments:
I kinda like it - sure its shriveled but what the hell? any hole is a goal!
Maddy! So glad to see your back!
After seeing Lindsay's firey crotch
I had to rinse my eyes with scotch.
from flashing herself I wish she'd abstain
because I can't take that awful pain.
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