Free Bird

Forgive my sacrilege for using a Lyynard Skyynard song as my title for a Britney Spears post, but once the pain in your side goes away, it's quite appropriate.

Britney and K-Fed have settled for $1 million dollars, with both sharing custody of the children. The couple reached an agreement after a five our meeting with their lawyers in L.A. Don't think K-Fed didn't try to get more (as in $19 million more)...he did. But Brit's pre-nup was air tight and K-Fed knew it was time to cut rope.

If you'll notice, Brit not only appears to have left her drug addiction at Promises Rehab, but she also left her double chin. It's reported she dropped ten pounds during her stay, despite the cases of Coke she was drinking each day.

One thing I've wondered though, is this: They have rehab for alcohol, drugs, bad behavior...but why has no one created a fashion rehab? Seriously Brit, why are you wearing a throw pillow on your head? And could you please share with the rest of us where you got the Bedazzler for your hat?

Oh, before I forget...your great-grandmother called, she wants her shawl back.