Do You Double Dog Dare?

So many things....can't think....eyes hurt...jokes...

Three things wrong with this picture. The Hoff, White, and leather. I also love Pepsi trying to assure all of the German's (cause you know you wont ever see that ad here...Americans would take to the streets in protest) that The Hoff is a virile man. Look at the picture real close...all kinds of subliminal messages...leave me a comment if you see what I am talking about.

I also think it is time to admit to ourselves that the Knight Rider era is truly over. Otherwise, Kit would have come back to life to tell David that he needed to lay off the bedazzler on those boots.

And what does Pepsi mean by their slogan, dare for more? More what? The Hoff? I think not. More white leather? Shudder...more strategically placed Pepsi spewage? Never.

You know David should give up when he can't even redeem himself after being in the Sponge Bob movie and me finding out recently that he wore a girdle under his trunks on Bay Watch does not help.