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Wednesday, June 28, 2006

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President George W. Bush will be taking Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi to see the home of rock and roll legend Elvis Presley. The Prime Minister is said to be obsessed with the king and W is taking him as a favor. Not only does Koizumi share the same birthday as Presley but the prime minister also serenaded Bush with the 1956 Elvis hit "I want you, I need you, I love you" on his birthday last year.

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Anonymous said...: I'm at a loss on this one. So I just won't say anything. :)

Di; 10:12 AM
T-girl said...: u, not quite sure what to say! This sure does explain a lot. Oh and what is with the Japanese and thier Elvis obsession?; 12:10 PM
Sharie said...: T, I think it's not about the Japanese PM and his Elvis obsession but more of Kimmie's obsession with both Elvis and W. ;D

That is interesting info, Kimmie!; 1:00 PM
Prunella Jones said...: Oh those wacky Japanese! When is this happening? I'm planning to go to Graceland myself this weekend.; 1:10 PM
Anonymous said...: I wonder what this will do for his approval poll?

God I'm so tired of hearing about that poll...; 3:13 PM
Maddie said...: I think it's happening this weekend Pru! Please get W's autograph for me!!! PLEASE; 3:36 PM
Maddie said...: And Sharie...you are absolutely right.; 3:37 PM

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