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Wednesday, June 28, 2006

The Wigs Are Off

Unless you've been under a rock the past twenty four hours, you know that it's getting ugly over at ABC and The View. Star Jones abruptly announced her departure then told People she felt like she'd been fired which prompted Babwa Walters to invite her to never come back which Walters acknowledged on the show today. The reason for Star's contract not being renewed is said to relate to the freebies she demanded for her wedding (which the other hosts found embarrassing) and the fact that her ratings continued to decline.

But the positive news is that now Star has more time to focus on denying the fact that she had gastric bypass surgery and being a good 'beard' to her gay husband Al.

4 Comments:

Anonymous said...: Oh! She's gone??? I might actually start watching again! LOL Lord I hate her!

Hard to believe their little "love fest" is over! *insert evil laugh here*

Di; 4:26 PM
T-girl said...: Hum maybe will check out the show now... so can not stand this nasty woman!; 5:55 PM
T-girl said...: Oh did I meantion how UGLY I think she is???? The woman is just straight up fugly, she looked better fat, looks like she is putting a bit of that weight back on though! LMAO with an evil grin!; 7:34 PM
Prunella Jones said...: I always thought it would be kinda fun to be married to a gay guy. You could gossip and do each others nails all the time. The no sex part would get old though.; 8:24 PM

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