Sunday, July 16, 2006

Tears Of Joy
I have finally arrived. I received my first piece of hate mail today. Please forgive me if I seem giddy, but I would like to share the email with you as it was sent to me. I have refrained from correcting any spelling errors as I did not want to appear rude.

Maddie, Why don't you think you are? You should be so luckey[sic] to kiss the boot of Contantine [sic]. So what if he smirkes[sic]? It's sexy and has gotten him leigions[sic] of femaile [sic] fans. You are probably fat and ugly and jelous [sic].

The only thing that disappoints me is that out of all the things I've posted, Constantine sealed my fate so to speak. Obviously, I'm not doing something right.

15 Comments:

Blogger T-girl said...

So, um, is this a new way for English to be spoken? "why?" Spell check if you are going to send hate mail babe- makes for better presentantion of your points!

Let me guess it was your anon. poster? Hey I can admit like CD and BS they can admit CONSTANTINE- what kind of fan is THAT? Where is the love? LMAO

You go girl! I am so proud! I have taught you well- go forth and piss people off! LOL

T- (aka NOT in his "leigions" of fans)

10:38 AM  
Blogger T-girl said...

Oh and JUST for the record- I have seen her- hell YOU can see her if you scroll below- the woman is GOR-GOUS! So... Don't be a hater!

10:40 AM  
Blogger Eirahs said...

Obviously, she doesn't know how to use a spell check! There goes the writer's credibility, in my opinion.

And I so agree that whats-his-name-and-neither-do-i-care looks like a maniac. I refrained to comment on the earlier post because I really dont know him! In fact, he is unheard of in this part of the world! Tells you how famous he is, huh?

AND FOR THE RECORD - I'm sure if you would see how gorgeous our Maddie is, you'd die of envy.

So, whoever you are, improve your spelling first before saying something you are obviously too blind to see, then maybe I would believe a word you say.

T, LOL! Obviously I am not one of the legions of fans too!

12:15 PM  
Blogger mrdavie said...

Cut down on the carbs and chocolate ice cream.

12:53 PM  
Blogger Maddie said...

LOL @ mrdavie

No T...I don't think it was the anon poster...the anon poster has sense.

1:25 PM  
Blogger D. Prince said...

I am so friggin' jealous! Maddie, you've hit the big time.

6:12 PM  
Anonymous Phusion said...

Maddie,

I'm stoked you got your first piece of hate mail, I've been running a blog for what seems like ages now and never received any. I need better coverage! I Know I can piss someone off out there, I do it all the time in real life. Congrats on the mail, may you have many more.

8:19 PM  
Blogger Maddie said...

I knew you guys would understand. This is indeed a good day.

Mad

8:30 PM  
Blogger Lady Wakefield said...

LOOOL!!

Oh Maddie, you are indeed famous. :D

Maybe it's who-was-it-again-? who sent you that mail. Maybe you know, he was searching the internet for any of his fansite and he only your blog was the lone generated result where he was mentioned.

LOL!

2:07 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

Consta--who?

10:48 AM  
Blogger prunella jones said...

Lucky!

12:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh hell. . . if all you wanted was hate mail, why didn't you say so in the first place! I could have had you hitting the BIG TIME almost a year ago!!!!!! LMAO

Hey - what can I say. . . couldn't resist. As for the mental midget who sent the love note. . . . get me an address and I'll be MORE than happy to forward them a dictionary, since spell check seems to be beyong their comprehension or basic computer skills. *g*

Di

10:34 AM  
Blogger Eirahs said...

LOL @ Di

11:26 AM  
Blogger kel said...

too FUNNY.

Love ya Maddie, keep em coming!

LOL @ DI

love ya Kelli

1:17 PM  
Blogger jen said...

lol...

ohmygoodness. i went back and took a look at him.. and just don't see him as an object of devotion but to each their own.

proper spelling & grammar would have been out of place with this POV, no? =)

4:57 PM  

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