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Monday, July 17, 2006

YES!

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Manolo Blahnik exiting the same night club Jessica Simpson just happened to be at. Sources say that Nick left Vanessa at their table and walked over to speak to Jessica and gave her a hug. It was described as 'awkward' at best. I have been waiting for this day for ever. But if I was going to describe something as 'awkward' it would be the Madonna Holiday song Jessica is trying to rip off.

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T-girl said...: ROTFLMAO! I KNOW! WHY can the girl NOT do her own music! She keeps trying to do "remakes!" A little orginality goes a long way! I have a feeling this whole issue in general just launched a career... HIS! She came out of this, thanks to her family and her own actions, looking like a complete idiot. She is done, while HE came out of it looking like ROSES! Classy! The man has class! I finally heard him utter less then kind words about his FIL the other day- they still were said nicely (least the version I have heard)! The man is HOT also, I wonder if I run into him if he can hook me up with shoes though? THAT would be SO ideal! LMAO; 3:04 PM
sharonje927 said...: And they look fantabulous together!!!

I think Nick deserves someone worthy of him.; 11:31 AM
Sharie said...: That is good to know! And I agree they look good together!; 11:32 AM

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I know what you're thinking: I'm from Alabama and I have no business whatsoever pointing out the flaws of Hollywood Celebrities. But I'm very talented at running my mouth due to my years of working in Radio. I follow the daily lives of celebrities because it's a few hours a day that I am not trying to run my own advertising agency or be a mother to two little boys who demand juice every five mintues on rotating shifts. I have a wonderful bonus son who is determined to drive us all crazy and his mother (my husband's ex wife and dear friend of mine) into an early grave. My husband is a police officer and HORRIFIC pool boy. My mother's vocabulary includes words such as 'attack-ted' and 'muncho'. So who am I to tell celebrities that they should never have visible camel toe?

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adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears as if she resides in a heavily populated trailer park.
Ex: Britney Spears

Redneck Rita • (red-ânek rit a)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, whose actions and opinions are similar to those of the rural South.
Ex: Tara Reid

Mattress-Back Road-Whore
(ma-tres bak rOd hOr)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears to have had many multiple partners and has a weathered appearance.
Ex. Paris Hilton

Fug • (fUg)
adj.: Frightingly ugly.
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adj.: Marked by or conducive to horrible. Can also be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. Sharon Stone

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adj.: Utterly revolting
Ex. Kevin Federline

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adj.: So far removed from reality it is unlikely to come back. Can be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. "That outfit is so gone."

Skank • (ske[a]k)
adj.: An individual whose actions are similar to those of a Trailer Park Tammy or Mattress Back Roadwhore.
Ex. Jessica Simpson

Puddin • (pu-din)
adj.: An individual who may not reside in a trailer park but probably should.
Ex. Lindsey Lohan

Critter • (kri-ter)
adj.: A being of anomalous or uncertain aspect or nature.
Ex. Whitney Houston

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Ex. Jessica Alba

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Ex. Angelina Jolie

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