75,000

Stars may be blind but they sure ain't deaf. Paris Hilton, despite her self-cry inducing record, has sold only a mere 75,000 copies in the U.S. If you need that put into perspective for you, Nick Lachey's first solo recored, entitled SoulO (gag) sold 80,000. Maybe she should change her boasting from she's an 'iconic' blonde to she's a 'colonic' blonde.