I Wanna Dance With Somebody

If you needed further proof that Osama Bin Laden is crazy, Page Six is reporting that the terrorist is not only obsessed with blowing up the United States, but he is also infatuated with Whitney Houston. So much so, that he even contemplated taking a hit out on her husband. Kola Boof, one of Bin Laden's former sex slaves, asserts that 'although he claimed her music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and arrange a meeting'. He spoke of breaking his 'color rule' and making her 'one of his wives'.

Maybe Whitney should at least toss the idea around. Bin Laden has enough money to keep her in crack for years.