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One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
posted by Maddie at 12:27 PM
I know what you're thinking: I'm from Alabama and I have no business whatsoever pointing out the flaws of Hollywood Celebrities. But I'm very talented at running my mouth due to my years of working in Radio. I follow the daily lives of celebrities because it's a few hours a day that I am not trying to run my own advertising agency or be a mother to two little boys who demand juice every five mintues on rotating shifts. I have a wonderful bonus son who is determined to drive us all crazy and his mother (my husband's ex wife and dear friend of mine) into an early grave. My husband is a police officer and HORRIFIC pool boy. My mother's vocabulary includes words such as 'attack-ted' and 'muncho'. So who am I to tell celebrities that they should never have visible camel toe?
5 Comments:
Her t-shirt is so ironic that it isn't even ironic anymore. Does that make sense??
LMAO... OMG!
Last night on the way home from the hospital the hubby says "Do you get the feeling Madonna is in complete and total denial about her age? I mean come on she is no spring chicken anymore!" LMAO
I TOTALLY get you Pamer...
Of course she is in denial about her age T...have you seen that purple get up she's wearing?
Yeah I am waiting to hear if she is currently cooling her heals in a German Prison with Helga! As I was driving home from the grocery tonight I hear "the world is waiting to find out if Madonna is going to flail her hand at the German government tonight and perform her cross desicrating acts on stage! Although Madonna has stated no plans to change her act, she has been warned by German officials she will be charged and prosicuted should she continue to do so, as it is agianst German law!"
How much you want to bet her cajones aren't that big and she tames it down! LMAO So much for making a statement huh?
Good Lord, just when you think you've heard it all. Magic elixir, huh? What's next? Beanstalk beans? Fairy dust? Mystical potion? Oh wait. . . she apparently has that already.
And what's this about Madonna getting arrested? Yeah. I'm liking that. She could use some time being somebody's bitch to bring her back to reality. It totally chaps my hide the way she disrespects the Catholic faith. On that same note, I'd love to sit and have a chat with her about that retarded string that she wears on her wrist that's supposed to "mean something." Yeah - know what it means? THAT SHE'S STUPID! It's a string you idiot! What? You think it's just as magical as that "potion" you and your idiot husband are pushing? *snort*
*taking a deep breath*
Okay, I'm calmer now. . . .
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