Can't Buy Me LoveIn other news, Mills prosthetic leg looks totally real.
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posted by Maddie at 9:37 PM
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
Can't Buy Me LoveIn other news, Mills prosthetic leg looks totally real.
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About Me
- Name: Maddie
- Location: Alabama
I know what you're thinking: I'm from Alabama and I have no business whatsoever pointing out the flaws of Hollywood Celebrities. But I'm very talented at running my mouth due to my years of working in Radio. I follow the daily lives of celebrities because it's a few hours a day that I am not trying to run my own advertising agency or be a mother to two little boys who demand juice every five mintues on rotating shifts. I have a wonderful bonus son who is determined to drive us all crazy and his mother (my husband's ex wife and dear friend of mine) into an early grave. My husband is a police officer and HORRIFIC pool boy. My mother's vocabulary includes words such as 'attack-ted' and 'muncho'. So who am I to tell celebrities that they should never have visible camel toe?
Terms and Definitions
Trailer Park Tammy • ( 'trA-ler park tam âe)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears as if she resides in a heavily populated trailer park.
Ex: Britney Spears
Redneck Rita • (red-ânek rit a)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, whose actions and opinions are similar to those of the rural South.
Ex: Tara Reid
Mattress-Back Road-Whore
(ma-tres bak rOd hOr)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears to have had many multiple partners and has a weathered appearance.
Ex. Paris Hilton
Fug • (fUg)
adj.: Frightingly ugly.
Ex. Bjork
Whoreible • (hOr a ble)
adj.: Marked by or conducive to horrible. Can also be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. Sharon Stone
Whoretrocious • (hOrtrO-shes)
adj.: Utterly revolting
Ex. Kevin Federline
Gone • (go-n)
adj.: So far removed from reality it is unlikely to come back. Can be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. "That outfit is so gone."
Skank • (ske[a]k)
adj.: An individual whose actions are similar to those of a Trailer Park Tammy or Mattress Back Roadwhore.
Ex. Jessica Simpson
Puddin • (pu-din)
adj.: An individual who may not reside in a trailer park but probably should.
Ex. Lindsey Lohan
Critter • (kri-ter)
adj.: A being of anomalous or uncertain aspect or nature.
Ex. Whitney Houston
Fantabulous • (fan'tab ye-les) adj.: The combined usage of âfabulousâ and âfantasticâ.
Ex. Jessica Alba
Whore • (hOr)
adj.: Jessica Simpson
Ex. Angelina Jolie
Trailer Park Tammy • ( 'trA-ler park tam âe)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears as if she resides in a heavily populated trailer park.
Ex: Britney Spears
Redneck Rita • (red-ânek rit a)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, whose actions and opinions are similar to those of the rural South.
Ex: Tara Reid
Mattress-Back Road-Whore
(ma-tres bak rOd hOr)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears to have had many multiple partners and has a weathered appearance.
Ex. Paris Hilton
Fug • (fUg)
adj.: Frightingly ugly.
Ex. Bjork
Whoreible • (hOr a ble)
adj.: Marked by or conducive to horrible. Can also be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. Sharon Stone
Whoretrocious • (hOrtrO-shes)
adj.: Utterly revolting
Ex. Kevin Federline
Gone • (go-n)
adj.: So far removed from reality it is unlikely to come back. Can be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. "That outfit is so gone."
Skank • (ske[a]k)
adj.: An individual whose actions are similar to those of a Trailer Park Tammy or Mattress Back Roadwhore.
Ex. Jessica Simpson
Puddin • (pu-din)
adj.: An individual who may not reside in a trailer park but probably should.
Ex. Lindsey Lohan
Critter • (kri-ter)
adj.: A being of anomalous or uncertain aspect or nature.
Ex. Whitney Houston
Fantabulous • (fan'tab ye-les) adj.: The combined usage of âfabulousâ and âfantasticâ.
Ex. Jessica Alba
Whore • (hOr)
adj.: Jessica Simpson
Ex. Angelina Jolie
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6 Comments:
Scandleous! Not saying he is innocent either but they have a damn baby can't they get along for her sake!!!
I think I'd be more upset about the million. I'd let her have the cleaning fluid.
Okay, the million I'd be upset about. But the CLEANING FLUID???? Dude! This woman could relieve you of over ONE BILLION DOLLARS once she's done taking you to the cleaners and you're pissing and moaning about cleaning fluid?
So whaddya think about a prenup NOW Numbnuts?!?!?!? True love my ass. The only thing she ever loved about him was his wallet.
Oh and Maddie - you can SO TELL that the fake leg is the left one! Her left, not ours. It's too tan for her pasty skin.
Maybe the issue is the the fact he is a tight wade! LMAO Maybe it was HER cleaning fluid. I think if you are to the point where you are arguing over CLEANING FLUID... maybe it is time to regroup and reorganize because I think your priorities have gone just a little, not much of course just a little, askew! LMAO
can i just say that heather's legs (plural) look like barbie legs. especially in those shoes.
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