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Monday, August 14, 2006

Tom and Katie: Real Life Xenu's

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes came to the aid of a couple who had been involved in an automobile accident on LA's 101 Freeway Saturday night. Tom Kat made sure the victim's did not require medical attention then waited with them until the police and fire departments arrived on the scene.

Tom "Tiny Pants Man" Cruise offered to audit the pair on his travel e-meter, an instrument favored by Scientologists, while they waited. Okay, not really but I'm sure he thought about it.

In other news, rumors abound that the unwed couple are working on baby number two and that Katie could in fact already be pregnant.

4 Comments:

Anonymous said...: Are you kidding?!?!? She needs to smarten up. Get the ring before getting preggers again.

They still creep me out.; 11:01 AM
Anonymous said...: Oh ick. They're having ANOTHER ONE???? That's just too scary to contemplate.; 2:31 PM
Prunella Jones said...: Maybe she wanted to experience a real pregnancy this time.; 4:02 PM
Anonymous said...: People who do things out of the goodness of their heart don't need to publicize it.

Sicko short bastard.

SL; 4:26 PM

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